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The National Anthem of Hay 2013

2/2/2013

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As booktowns create one million jobs
Hay festival is just for yobs 
Men of Hay unite
and Murdoch smite.
 Women of Hay
Go on the Pill
The Cavalry are coming 
Over the Hill


Men of Scotland, Ireland, Brittany and Wales
Tell us your booktown tales,
All of us are true rural Celts,
Wear some braces as well as belts.
 Women of Hay ...
Go on the Pill
The Cavalry are coming 
Over the Hill


The Welsh Assemby and it's creation
Betrayed our much beloved nation
Our life is absolutely rural
Their sins are absolutely plural
i think we've reached the very dregs
With the Welsh Assembly Plebs
Woman of Hay. 
Go on the Pill.
The Cavalry are coming 
Over the Hill.


Once again let us praise the Lord
For the stupidity of the Wales Tourist Board
They seek only to bretray us
The International world can save us
Women of Hay,
Go on the Pill.
The Cavalry are coming 
Over the Hill.


A Pardon from the The King of Hay
will pardon 3 presidents of the USA.
The gasbag as had his day
More importatn than the Dutch
Are Caio Evans and Lord Sutch.
CHORUS: Women of Hay ...


            by Merrry Jerry, a Hay-on-Wye Citizen of over 50 years.

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